Southern Hemisphere Pash

To pash in the Southern Hemisphere of a woman's body. To twat pash. Cunilingus.
by Ulid Dehagan January 09, 2007
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Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
by I have a PhD in words January 01, 2018
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southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.
I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.
by Aqua Inferno September 27, 2017
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Sloppy Southerner

When a women from the south is giving a man a hand job but after time starts to get bad and sloppy resulting in a good beating or slap from the man.
Damn Sally last night u gave me a Sloppy Southerner, you need to have better hand eye coordination.
by thesouthwillrise March 19, 2016
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Southern Crew

These are people who reside in the south. These people are usually polite, opinionated, confident, witty, loving, and friendly. Being part of the crew doesn't mean you have to be friends, it's a lifestyle, a unity, a bond that all southerners have. They say y'all, yes Ma'am, drink sweet tea, sit on porches, and you can usually find them around a fire on a cold Saturday night. Being part of the crew is a privilege.
We are Southern Crew!!!
by nicjay August 05, 2015
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Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.
by BillyJackoff September 04, 2020
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Southern lights

A party trick which consists of holding a lighter up to your ass while farting, which emits a flame causing you to to spontaneously cumbust.
Hey bro, you ever seen the southern of the southern lights?
by CHALKWALKER May 12, 2024
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