A bloody sexy unit. He's hella cute and goofy. Anytime he posts anything, you're heart jumps out of your ass. He ages like fine wine plus he’s got a 30 inch horse cock- hot with a beard and without. Find yourself a Sebastian and never let him go.
Look at Sebastian. He is so mighty fine.
by Hahaha123cookies November 22, 2021

by Cool kid down the street November 27, 2021

- Sebastian Stan, man you looking good. You haven't seen a guy this handsome walking on the streets he's gonna get arrested because he's killing all the ladies POW POW POWPOWPOW
by Nxhdhva November 22, 2021

Person 1: hey, have you heard about Bad Omens? They seem like a really good band
Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!
Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!
by Somerandomgingerkid September 24, 2023

He will eat everything and thinks he is good at fortnite. In reality he is doodoo. I say this because a person named (Daniel) beat him and he was on mobile!
by Xxlilsavage215 November 16, 2018

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

A bitch. Legit doesn’t know how to not make everything about himself. He’s horrible at everything he does
person 1: “wow do you see that guy? he’s making a funeral about himself”
person 2: “yea he’s a total sebastian”
person 2: “yea he’s a total sebastian”
by bigh8tr November 21, 2023
