Ghost Poo

when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.

man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.

by block bros. July 17, 2014

Scooby Poo

A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."

Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?

Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.

Unison: Yeah~.

by AndyAAgony June 9, 2010

Poo Spray

Expulsion of a damp, almost liquidious fart that can cause you to believe your crack is sweating.

Joe: Chloe would be hot if it wasn't for the constant patch of crack sweat
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!

by Herb-A-Lerb November 14, 2009

poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back

Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!

by Robes100 October 14, 2013

Eggy Poo

1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)

Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!

Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.

Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.

by bazgil123 February 3, 2009

Alcohol Poo

When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"

Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"

by Meowfriend February 25, 2013

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018