Paris Paralyzer

While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.

That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.

by caca_huates April 19, 2009

parsh

It's an intentional mispronunciation of "Porsche," you perverts (and also some guy named Parsh).

Man interrupting conversation, pointing at a Porsche: "Sir, I believe it is pronounced 'por-sha.'"
Extremely correct person chiming in to fix this mansplainer's annoying conversation derail: "Nope, it's definitely 'parsh.'"

by hello TXDOT October 3, 2019

paish

Crap, not very good.

i played it, but i think its paish

by Tim West May 24, 2005

Parishmita

Beautiful smile of a Fairy.

Your are Parishmita.

by Dhfcjjb December 5, 2021

pairshnuh

a word meaning "i am retarded, T McJenkins."

HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU!.... ahem... pairshnuh.

by E-Rock Obscene January 14, 2004

parashit

When sitting on the shitter too long, your feet get pins and needles and you can't walk. You have just been paralyzed through shitting.

Jeas lad had some parashit earlier read an fhm back to front, nearly had to be wheeled off the throne.

by coso lad February 25, 2014

parisian cafe

it is when an individual is performing cunnilingus, and the receiving female farts while the individual performing the cunnilingus is under the covers, i.e. 'dutch oven'

Oh my God!!! I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and she farted, and I thought I was sitting at a Parisian Cafe drinking a coffee

by Angelassassin March 12, 2014