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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.
teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK
by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019
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Charlie Parker

Receiving a blow-job while eating a piece of chicken in the back of a taxi or limo.
While riding home, I look over and Jim is getting a Charlie Parker!
by crcooper May 14, 2009
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six packed

Inserting your thumb into the vagina and your pointer finger in the anus. The same actions one uses to carry a six pack of beer.
While I was going down on her I was giving her the six pack.
by frogbones September 3, 2005
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packerton

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by byron226 October 30, 2019
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pecker booze

jizz that is placed in a shot glass.
I gave that bitch a shot of my pecker booze.
by h.b. daz August 2, 2007
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Pecker Pus

Other wise known as sperm.(or cumm, what ever you wanna call it)
"Last night my best friend came out of his room and had pecker pus all over her face!"
"Oh! Sorry that was me."
by Shannon =] December 9, 2008
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Parker Higgins

thats one yummy parker higgins
by snickerdoodlerlka October 12, 2011
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