when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.
man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.
by block bros. July 17, 2014
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Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.
Unison: Yeah~.
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by AndyAAgony June 9, 2010
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Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.
by BigArns1 September 1, 2009
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always makes you feel un-hungover
can't hold them in, when they arrive, they arrive
always makes you feel un-hungover
can't hold them in, when they arrive, they arrive
alkie poo person:"i'm so hungover"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"
by arhpee September 8, 2009
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Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!
by Herb-A-Lerb November 14, 2009
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2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
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2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)
Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!
Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.
Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.
Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.
Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.
by bazgil123 February 3, 2009
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