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Sexually Dehydrated

The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.

Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.

Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
by EL KooL May 7, 2010
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Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.
Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.
by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009
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Metroid Sexual

to conceal any physical hint of gender or sexuality by wearing full body and face armor.
Samus Aran, Spartan-458, and Master Chief are metroid sexual. Jeanne D'Arc would not, as her feminine face makes it obvious.
by dovid daes December 26, 2009
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Sexual Bending

A common form of dancing that is popular amongst today's young people. It happens when a female homosapien stand in front of a male homosapien and bends over and dances to trashy music (usually with lots of rapping). Most teachers and parents disapprove of this type of dances. It upsets them. Recently caused a controversy at a high school in Union Grove, Wisconsin (a small village). Made the news in many parts of the United States.
1. We got kicked out of the dance for "sexual bending".

2. OMG, we were sexual bending during that Lil' Wayne song!
by HappyCamper17 April 20, 2010
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Sexual Interhorse

Sexual Interhorse is the action where a male has any sexual relations with a female of horselike appearance.
Guy 1: Dude Dylan had sexy with Maddy bro
Guy 2: Bro that's so mad sexual interhorse
by Lsmei Mndeifar January 29, 2017
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Bangtan-sexual

When you are only attracted to BTS or people who look like BTS

(No matter gender identity)
(This is also a joke, lol)
Hey I'm bangtan-sexual
by namjoonismythiccdaddy August 26, 2020
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murder sexual

one who bestows a look of bedroom eyes mixed with an eerie, piercing glare.

what could have simply appeared as a sensual, seductive glance that insinuates, "come hither..." is now menacing and ominous with an impending sense of danger that suggests, "the things i'm going to do to you... before i end you.. muahhahahahaaaa"

a murder sexual is most commonly seen in the background of photographs with a downward tilted head, upward glare, and slightly squinted eyes; an image that inevitably emulates fear.
"Man, Larry looks like a total murder sexual in this photograph."

"This looks like a senior picture gone bad! He looks like a murder sexual for sure!"
by sel ur body May 25, 2009
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