Mississippi Lawnmower

Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.

"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."

by gongjio January 31, 2023

Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.

Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.

by PenisWhistler February 2, 2023

Mississippi Meat Munch

The act of your first cousin giving you a blowjob and right before ejaculation, you uppercut her bottom jaw.

Did y’all here about Jeff, he got a Mississippi meat munch and now he’s in the hospital.

by anonymous October 13, 2023

Mississippi Squisher

A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.

Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.

by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023

Mississippi 3 Way

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.

Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"

Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!

by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023

Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

mississippi hotdog

slathering your dick in mustard and ketchup putting it between a hot dog bun and feeding it to your significant other until mayonnaise comes out

imma introduce my girlfriend to a real mississippi hotdog

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023