Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Stealth-Lobster

A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..

Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"

by StealthLobster November 6, 2009

4 pound lobster

woman with a full round butt

that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..)

by mtowne December 26, 2007

LOBSTER CLIT

Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.

My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what

by MOMMANATRIX November 17, 2022

lobster energy

similar to bde, or big dick energy. a scale of to 20 based on how close you are in body type to larry the lobster, extra points if you live by the sea.

daniel: damn rate my lobster energy
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20

by CatPersun December 22, 2020

Iraq lobster

Rock Lobster but Iraq

"You rock lobster!
Iraq Lobster!"

by Hedroix January 22, 2025