When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.
Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.
Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022
Get the Lizard Fuckmug. another word for clit dick
when a girl/trans male or whatever has a vagina but they click big as a fuckin dick
when a girl/trans male or whatever has a vagina but they click big as a fuckin dick
"Yo you bang that chick last night?"
"Nah man she got a fuckin' lizard tail!! That shit was longer than my middle finger!!"
"That's fuckin' nasty dude goddamnnnn!!!"
"Nah man she got a fuckin' lizard tail!! That shit was longer than my middle finger!!"
"That's fuckin' nasty dude goddamnnnn!!!"
by umuna September 13, 2016
Get the lizard tailmug. by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024
Get the lizardmug. by axtrosity April 9, 2021
Get the Lizardsmug. An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024
Get the Lounge Lizardmug. by Hellboy696961 February 24, 2024
Get the glazed lizardmug.