by Stop touching Kids May 14, 2023

Liam: hey Elton who is the cake for is it someone’s birthday?
Elton: what cake I don’t know what your talking about!!
Liam: Elton your not slick you opened the gate and ran with a cake.
Elton: Thank you Liam for ruining the surprise you have such a big mouth.
Javi:that’s called pulling a Liam
Elton: what cake I don’t know what your talking about!!
Liam: Elton your not slick you opened the gate and ran with a cake.
Elton: Thank you Liam for ruining the surprise you have such a big mouth.
Javi:that’s called pulling a Liam
by Handleman September 5, 2021

he's a member of one direction that's a literal ball of sunshine and is very interactive with his fans. he is an amazing artist and a kind human.
by valourry July 6, 2021

Cool,smart, and amazing person that never gives up and thinks everyone is less cool because they are and he really appreciates NObody.
by Daquavion February 9, 2022

the sweetest, kindest, cutest, and most beautiful human. he deserves all the love and recognition in the world, his voice and existence are a gift to mankind. he is super talented and gives you the best advice. he's the strongest and bravest person, always giving so much to his fans and his beloved ones. he's literally sunshine in human form.
mom: why're you crying?
me: liam payne just dyed his hair blonde.
mom: ok but why're--
me: because HE LOOKS SO PRETTY I WANNA CRY
me: liam payne just dyed his hair blonde.
mom: ok but why're--
me: because HE LOOKS SO PRETTY I WANNA CRY
by liampaynecanrunmeover December 29, 2021

Liam WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST muscles you’ve ever seen girls can’t take there eyes off them he is a chick magnet. One year he will have no muscles at all then a few years late He will work out like mad.
2019 girl : omg liam has no muscles.
2022 girl : damn liams so hot and his ripped!!!
Liam’s muscles. Liam has no muscle then is ripped
2022 girl : damn liams so hot and his ripped!!!
Liam’s muscles. Liam has no muscle then is ripped
by Big brain kid 69 March 4, 2022

Basically Liam in his ultimate form. Fatter than ever. If you say anything to him he will sit on you and break you. Very cuntish.
person 1: DUDE RUN LIAM TURNED INTO LARGE LIAM
person 2: AGAIN!?
person 1: YES, NOW RUN OR HE'LL SIT ON YOU AGAIN
person 2: AGAIN!?
person 1: YES, NOW RUN OR HE'LL SIT ON YOU AGAIN
by Big bootied bitch69's friend May 26, 2021
