Jason Kong is kid who is a midget. he sleeps with his mom and sister in home fit for a cat. he is a hermit and never leaves his natural habitat. He spends all his time on his computer playing video games and spends over 200 dollars on mobile games that eventually go out of business. During you can spot jason hunched over with his head in his phone looking at anime cartoons (probably porn) or playing a shity add video game.
by juan 123456 November 21, 2019
Get the Jason Kongmug. Frederick Sakr: Jason Yohana likes Marsha
Jason: Ǹ͘ ͚̮͙͔̪͉̣̞͕̦̪̀͢Ǫ̴̹̖̱̲͖͓͕̖͓̭͎̺̙͓͝͞͠ͅƠ͔̪̼͔̰̣̠͍̯̝͇͓̲̖̦͘͝ͅO ͖̟͙̮̲͓̲O̝̫̹̞̙̟͡O̡͞͏̳̝̥͈̯͟
Jason: Ǹ͘ ͚̮͙͔̪͉̣̞͕̦̪̀͢Ǫ̴̹̖̱̲͖͓͕̖͓̭͎̺̙͓͝͞͠ͅƠ͔̪̼͔̰̣̠͍̯̝͇͓̲̖̦͘͝ͅO ͖̟͙̮̲͓̲O̝̫̹̞̙̟͡O̡͞͏̳̝̥͈̯͟
by Frederick Sakr October 30, 2019
Get the Jason Yohanamug. THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
Get the MIKE JASONmug. The most genius person in the world. He will smile and talk to you, but you will figure it out that you don’t really understand what the fuck he is saying. He can remember 210 of the Pi in a FREAKING morning!!!
by Mr.Slug March 16, 2021
Get the Jason Paynemug. Jason Xu is Chinese and he was born in Henan Zhengzhou China. He also an Artist, photographer, journalist, tattoo designer, videographer…
by 许 July 29, 2022
Get the Jason Xumug. The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.
Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!
by BuffaloBen15 March 2, 2019
Get the Jason Pominvillemug. A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022
Get the Not today, Jasonmug.