jeff

A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.

Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!

by Paul Kellerman July 17, 2022

Jeff

He’s the perfect guy.

I will love him forever.

Him is the bestest.

I love you Jeff

by SecretDuckGarden January 20, 2022

Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

Little Jeff

Basically a much worse way to call someone a Midget, UmpaLumpa, Troll, Shrimp, Hobbit, Dwarf, KeeblerElf Any individual that is height impaired

He's just angry cause he has to spend his life being a Little Jeff!

by ⚖️🕵🏻‍♂️NRP🔒👮🏼‍♂️ January 3, 2023

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

jeff

v rare kind of jeff (one)

this “jeff” is also known as jeffy but only for me cuz he’s my boyfren !
super duper cute, sweat, owes me lots of stuffs & i’m his- thing.
does lots of stuffs w you (me) and also v slow w being frisky hah yes

“ew jeff is a leech”

by weow2 June 16, 2018

jeff

is a loveing guy but can be a right fucking wanka

me name jeff

by babybabes123 July 22, 2020