jeff frank

trying to hook up after throwing up from being too intoxicated

she tried to pull a jeff frank last night.

by iliketomakeout November 2, 2011

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

jeff

a word to call ur bestie. full form jefferson

u are my jeff

by anonymous April 13, 2024

jeff

A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.

Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!

by Paul Kellerman July 17, 2022

Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

Jeff#4

This man is in NO WAY related to Chase Jeffrey in any way whatsoever. He is a founder of The Slidecast along with MrSnacks and Gigajuice(known as superdupermegaultragigaballs69).

(Female): Wow! Jeff#4 is really attractive.
(Jeff#4): I'M NOT RACIST! (or spider-man)

by Jeff#4 February 26, 2025

jeff

one who literally screams DUDE every 5 seconds

*casually driving a car*
jeff: DUDE turn the ac down

by not donk June 18, 2022