Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Hurt

The thing that happens after your friends take turns punching your stomach cause they think you have abs

hey guys lets play bloody knuckles i swear it won't hurt

by "my real name" February 28, 2019

Hurted

Not even a real damn word you’re the stupid one for looking it up

“My booty hole hurted” see it doesn’t make sense stupid

by Sassy_unicorn December 11, 2018

happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)

The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.

by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023

hurted

hurts even worse then “hurt”

son that hurted when yu through the ball at me .

by devin dipascal November 27, 2018

This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019