Skip to main content

Health Hurts

HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN
by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020
mugGet the Health Hurtsmug.

mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
mugGet the mysteries make my head hurtmug.

Hurt

The thing that happens after your friends take turns punching your stomach cause they think you have abs
hey guys lets play bloody knuckles i swear it won't hurt
by "my real name" February 28, 2019
mugGet the Hurtmug.

Hurted

Not even a real damn word you’re the stupid one for looking it up
“My booty hole hurted” see it doesn’t make sense stupid
by Sassy_unicorn December 11, 2018
mugGet the Hurtedmug.

happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)
The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.
by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023
mugGet the happy hurtmug.

hurted

hurts even worse then “hurt”
son that hurted when yu through the ball at me .
by devin dipascal November 27, 2018
mugGet the hurtedmug.

This shit hurts

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019
mugGet the This shit hurtsmug.

Share this definition