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My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.
Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.
by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024
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life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.
Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."
by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021
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hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.
by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015
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Butt Hurt

Terri Reed is Butt Hurt
by EirianMax July 25, 2018
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Butt hurt

The state of feeling irritated, possibly a little mad, distantly angry or sensitive towards someone who has pissed you off and has made you crawl into a shell distant from them. Feeling butt hurt is typically over something minor, and sometimes the person who made you feel this way may not even know it. Feeling butt hurt is common especially when feeling pissed off by someone, or a group of someone's that have done something, or have implied something that hurts or offends you..
Don't take it to the cheeks bro, grow and dick and quit being so butt hurt !
by exploding air plane 6969 September 8, 2017
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Your gonna be good bro! Don’t be sad. You’ll be out there kicking butt in no time.
by Uollllll December 9, 2021
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