The hand that feeds

Don't bite it.

Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.

by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink

Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me

by Patflin July 24, 2024

putting on the feed bag

eating or having a large meal with gusto

After a long day of hiking, we were all famished and eagerly putting on the feed bag at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

by I am the dreamer in the ocean April 7, 2024

Feeding the wildlife

Masturbation while inside a hammock or tent.

Doug was really feeding the wildlife.

by Crewdawg368 July 24, 2018

seed and feed

When a guy cums on a girls asshole...sticks his cock in the hole "Halfway" one or two times...then shoves the cock in her mouth.

Billy : Where did you go last night?
Jimmy: "I met this stripper who was willing to do anything, I fucked her she blew me, and I finished her off with a "Seed and Feed"....she loved it...and so did I..."
Billy: "Disgusting"
Jimmy : "I know, but in a good way"

by Stains and Smears January 10, 2019

Smoke Feed

Fake Weed. Half of the time just grass or paper.

I bought some weed from my usual dealer but the little ass hole sold me smoke feed.

by Vinnie V. December 16, 2006