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Sex That Doesn't Stick

Scientific:
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, and begin coitus. Within minutes of insertion, both are tired and stop intercourse, realizing that rather then the intercourse taking hold it has slipped away.

Laymans Terms:
It is the opposite of sex that sticks. It doesn't take hold, or stay with you. Ergo, rather then the sex sticking, it doesn't stick.
Bob and Sally are having sex

Bob: "Oh Dear God! This sex isn't sticking"

Sally: "What do you mean its not sticking?"

Bob: "Its like sex that sticks, but it doesn't"

Sally: "Oh My, so thats Sex That Doesn't Stick."
by Joe Herdklotz December 12, 2008
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lee.doesnt.know

lee.doesnt.know is the best kpop tiktoker

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talented btw

bad at typing and spelling๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ˜ซ
lee.doesnt.know is my favourite tiktoker in the universe she is so fab omg marry me, lee.doesnt.know ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
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the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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doesn't cut any ice

1. Doesn't matter
2. Doesn't make any difference
3. All good
Person 1: Sorry I smoked all your weed.
Person 2: You had a rough day, I understand. It doesn't cut any ice with me bro.
by JammA September 27, 2012
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Jane-doe's

Jane-doe's (pronounced "JAYNE-doughs") are the random panties or other bits of women's underwear you find scattered around your apartment. A true pair of Jane-doe's will have no identifiable owner whatsoever, and as a result of this may stay on the floor of your flat for weeks on end, collecting dust as you desperately ponder what is either simply a deteriorating mental state, or a complete and total breakdown of sexual standards. See also: John-doe's.
Dude, I've got no idea where that bustier came from. It's a total Jane-doe.

I get so much ass my flat is littered with Jane-doe's!

Yo man, what's with the Jane-doe's? Are those your mom's or your sister's?
by LookNotSour August 3, 2011
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horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.
I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.
by Pedro September 29, 2003
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she doesn't count

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."
by covdav October 13, 2010
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