crackonica

To celebrate a holiday while getting high the entire time

This year we celebrated crackonica in are usual fashion of getting high as hell

by big brock December 5, 2009

crackidized

1. to act puerile

2. to be either drunk or high

3. to describe anything you find annoying or stupid

4. to act like or to be promiscuous

1. Jane, don't be so crackidized. That's why people think you're stupid.

2. OMG! John, i was so crackidized last night. I drank so much beer and smoked so much weed.

3. That book report was so crackidized, when will it help us in real life?

4. I saw a crackidized lady on the corner last night. She was willing to give it to anyone.

by lastplaceloser January 9, 2010

Crapkin

A napkin that you put crap in, thus the name crap-kin.

Kid 1: Uhg this food is nasty!

Kid 2: Quick spit it into your crapkin!

by outofmyvulcanmind123 February 6, 2010

Crackied

Crackied refers to the post back cracking state of being

My back now feel so crackied

by Blondinka May 28, 2010

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

crackensack

n. a quick 5-minute wash in a sink or shower, undertaken by a male, to ensure specific key areas of the body are at their very freshest before meeting up with members of the opposite sex. Can be paired with a titsenpits, or done independently.

Also known as crack'n'sack, crack-n-sack, or crack & sack.

I was running late to meet my girlfriend, so I went with a quick crackensack instead of a full shower.

by McGrobb September 19, 2011

Cracknob

madman; crazy; mental

He ran down the street, nude, like a cracknob.

by cookiemonstermoe September 30, 2011