by Apuci April 30, 2024
Get the broken peach mug.Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
Get the Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch mug.by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018
Get the broken goat mug.X: Man she cheated on me with Adam.
Y: That asshole who sucker punched and you fractured your arm in 3 places.
X: Yes.
Y: Seems like u took a trip down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Z: You still got your dignity
Y: That asshole who sucker punched and you fractured your arm in 3 places.
X: Yes.
Y: Seems like u took a trip down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Z: You still got your dignity
by Clem Winkleberry July 18, 2015
Get the Boulevard of Broken Dreams mug.HE BEGINS WITH K.HE IS THE BEST FUTURE BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH NO ANGER ISSUES. HIS BFF IS SHREK AND HE LOOKS LIKE NARUTO. HE ALSO PLAYS VOLLEYBALL. HIS GREAT GRANDPA IS THE ONE AND ONLY GRANDMA BLOBBY AND GRANDPA MOUSTACHIO POUSTACHIO. HIS SISTER IS PINDA AND BROTHER SEXY ALI AND CHILDREN RAHAT FATEH ALI KHAN AND KUNG FU CHEESE. HIS NIECE IS JIMMY AND BALJEET AND MANY DESI GUYS.MY PARENTS ARE BROKEN AND I BROKE MY LEG AND ARM.
by BROKEN BOY SIS December 19, 2021
Get the BROKEN BOY mug.Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.
Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
Get the Broken stretcher mug.She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021
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