Skip to main content

Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
mugGet the Broken Dick Syndromemug.

broken corndog

1. verb A Broken Corndog is when you to do anal with yo homie but you miss on entry.

2. noun, when your dick breaks during the act of intercourse.
Yo Bret me and Austen were practicing no homo and I wound up with a Broken Corndog
by Buff Orc Lesbian August 14, 2019
mugGet the broken corndogmug.

Broken apology

A person who apologizes to you but later tries to justify their means (after they’ve already apologized.)
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.
Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”

Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!
by Butterflywhisperer July 8, 2020
mugGet the Broken apologymug.

Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.
by Mountain Life December 5, 2022
mugGet the Broken socket wrenchmug.

broken rizz

a mf that can only pull females that are 4/10 and under
that kid tyler got broken rizz and got approached by that purple hair chick
by mikeroddick444 May 29, 2022
mugGet the broken rizzmug.

broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭
john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.
by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023
mugGet the broken fingermug.

Broken stretcher

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
mugGet the Broken stretchermug.

Share this definition