Piping Plover

A winged avian piece of shit, which due to a its lack of survival skills has naturally selected itself straight onto the endangered species list. By doing so, a variety of extremist animal protection and conservation groups have ensured that anytime one of these fang bearing, disease carrying, good for nothing creatures decides to lay nest and make babies on a beach, that beach gets closed down to people for weeks and months on end, regardless of the beaches popularity. Luckily there are a few organizations such as PHUK Plovers, (of Cape Cod, MA) which are fighting the good fight against these piping pukes.
Piping Plovers taste like lobster. PHUK Plovers!
by CapeRoughRider June 24, 2010
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crack pipe

The crack-taking device that I hide in my collar.
I need some coke real bad... Lemme get my crack pipe.
by WyndX April 14, 2003
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Pipe Talk

A discussion that concentrates on "pipe dreams" dreams or ideas that will never happen. Often occurring when a pipe is passed around in a circle of people. Hence the concept of Pipe Talk
Pipe Talk

Person 1: "Yeah man, we totally should quit our jobs and travel around the world."

Person 2: "We could get a different job in every city till we have enough money to move on"

Person 3: "...and we can stay at youth hostels..."

Person 1: "Totally, lets do it after you pass the pipe over..."
by BrettersonBrettXXXVII February 11, 2009
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pipe eye

a physical nervous malfunction of the focal point of you sight from years of swizzling the crank pipe;a lazy eye, crossed eye caused from meth use
"don't suck to hard on that crank pipe, you'll get pipe eye for sure."
by mancandy December 11, 2007
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piping rock

Piping Rock, short for a supplements retailer that really rocks! Piping Rock Health Products offers very low prices to high quality supplements and NEW customers can save now $10 OFF $40 + or $5 OFF any order below $40 with Coupon Code: AAEQCT
Wow, just saved $10 at PipingRock.com as a new customer with coupon code AAEQCT

Piping Rock really rocks!
by Piping Rock September 26, 2015
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Pipe it up

I'm about to go pipe it up with my friends
by 3rdst November 12, 2015
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pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".
1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!
by PipeCleaner Extraordinare February 12, 2008
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