Jason Kong is kid who is a midget. he sleeps with his mom and sister in home fit for a cat. he is a hermit and never leaves his natural habitat. He spends all his time on his computer playing video games and spends over 200 dollars on mobile games that eventually go out of business. During you can spot jason hunched over with his head in his phone looking at anime cartoons (probably porn) or playing a shity add video game.
by juan 123456 November 21, 2019
Get the Jason Kongmug. adj. for when you suck at life
by Silverio Cadiao November 21, 2016
Get the jason roymug. by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018
Get the Jason's buttholemug. A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022
Get the Not today, Jasonmug. Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!
by Waluigiboi May 10, 2019
Get the Jason Mouramug. Jason Xu is Chinese and he was born in Henan Zhengzhou China. He also an Artist, photographer, journalist, tattoo designer, videographer…
by 许 July 29, 2022
Get the Jason Xumug. The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.
Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!
by BuffaloBen15 March 2, 2019
Get the Jason Pominvillemug.