Training Run

The act of masturbating over an extended period of time, usually an hour, in which you simulate multiple sexual positions to increase your stamina.
Carter hadn't slept with anyone in a while, so when he though he might get lucky, he did a training run to get himself ready.
by donthinkso May 11, 2013
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Assist train

A group or team of multiple players in which only one player selects the target to attack while the others select the same target with a /assist macro or other means.

Exploiting such macros in PvP results in a quick and irresistable vaporization of hostile players.
This is how an assist train macro might work for assisting with the spell "fireball" where "1" is the group leader

/assist 1
/cast fireball
by Ettanin August 10, 2010
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Train animation

The worst type of animations found on the internet. These animations are so bad, that even little kids cringe to death. They're either made by little kids lacking talents or creepy 40 year old pedophiles. Train animations are also the worst to upload to YouTube, because you can only get like 10 views a day, even if you have thousands of subscribers, like Ender Bean TV for example. If you want to gain views and subscribers, don't make those videos, because they're not interesting at all. They're too simple to make since all you do to make a train animation is put a background with railway tracks and make the train move.
John: Check out the new train animation I made!

Amy: Oh, come on, I'm not even into that shit! Even animation memes are better than this garbage!
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er October 12, 2021
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training broad

A pun on "training bra". A guy's first girlfriend. The one that gets him to take baths, change his underwear daily, get a haircut with some style, not sound like an oaf when talking to girls, etc.
I wouldn't have been able to attract my current girlfriend if I didn't have a training broad to straighten me out.
by devilelephant January 07, 2015
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Twat train

When a group of woman get together and lick or eachother’s genitals in a line forming a train of women resembling a train
Ey Alex, my great aunt Devon told me that twat trains were a huge trend in the 40’s
by Alexandevo June 30, 2018
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Tab Train

When you have so many tabs open in your internet browser, that scrolling back through them to the original tab takes a extended amount of time. The way in which the tabs load is similar to a moving train with all its carriages.
" Oh no, all that internet browsing has landed me a ticket aboard the Tab Train"
by Skirt and Tie December 14, 2016
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the log train

The penis, when on bottom.
My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!
by Titan49 January 04, 2018
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