fat person who eats pop tarts

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024

Re–Tarts

A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as Re–Tarts.

Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"

by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021