Grocery bag

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag

Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall

by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018

bag

A risky and unorthodox maneuver usually done to gain a crooked advantage.

"I think I can bag a few points on the essay"
"How?"
"I'll make it so long they won't read it and just give me a good grade."

by HausLit August 12, 2024

Breaking bag

Selling illegal drugs to make money

People that cook meth are breaking bag

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD April 7, 2023

banana bag

The (cooler) equivalent to a fanny pack, also known as bum bag or waist bag.

It's not a fanny pack mate, it's a banana bag.

by eusouoperigo January 9, 2024

E-bag

A nice way to call a person with the first name that starts with the sound "e" (such as Ian) a d-bag.

yo! e-bag! whats poppin!?

by Lexxxie! May 21, 2008

Bag of balls that nobody wants

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.

Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*

by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018

Moob bag

Bag of male fatty breast also know as Moobs

Archie is a Moob bag

by Harrytustin26 May 10, 2023