by SiK June 05, 2017
The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.
Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2020
When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 23, 2024
When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017
by aric_clovic March 23, 2024
Bag·Getter Noun /baɡ/ˈɡedər/ A highly motivated person who "Secures the bag" or rather "Accomplishes their goals/acquire money".
by Hempsthetician October 21, 2022