jack hoarder

Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.

Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick

Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah

by dethj4y February 22, 2011

Jack, Talk, and Devour technic

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.

"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."

by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018

jack braymuck

big fat knobhead

jack braymuck is a big fat knobhead

by The Wise Old Wizard June 5, 2018

jack lass

A lass with a jack ass who pretends to be over smart.

The other day a jack lass with her jack ass seemed quite contended with their unnatural act.

by doodling July 1, 2011

jack jeffries

An absolute cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. I love you really cunt.

Oi Jack Jeffries you fucking cunt suck my toes

by MJ2003 April 16, 2020

Jack

Jack is the hottest man you’ll ever meet, great passionate lover. Nicest bod. super hot

person 1: man did u see jacks new vid with anna

person 2: yeah man so proud of him for getting her !!

by shelly welly November 23, 2021

Jack

Jack is a boy who comes from a lineage of island cowboys, and although he is not one himself, he can definitely make you hee haw your pants off all the way to hornet jail. Feeling down? The King of Puns, Jack, will never fail to make you laugh and brighten your day. Although he has a questionable model of mammalian and reptilian classification, Jack is super tech smart and beats Geek Squad any day of the week. Stranded somewhere unknown? Jack is an expert at both rating “tropicality” and identifying unique and exotic birds, so he will determine your exact location anywhere on the globe. Not to mention, he gives the best advice for any problem you may have. Still have questions about his character? Jack is a family man, awesome with kids, and stray animals love him. I know, it sounds too good to be true but it is. Everything about Jack is wonderful, but the cherry on top is his super sexy voice—It cures insomnia. If you are not lucky enough to live in the same time zone as Jack, he will sing you to sleep on the phone. He has a habit of reading out loud complete paragraphs but this is a plus since you get to hear his voice more. You’ll have the best long convos with Jack. Jack is a really great bestboy friend to have (:

Jack is worth more than a ton of pine nuts. I really like Jack ❤️

by NotEp September 3, 2021