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leave your phone off the hook

Mocking referral to busy cellusers
What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!
by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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PENIS HORMY PENIS SUCK OFF YES

dis nigga penis and hs shit peni and he horny af and penis or dick with a mf there as well he suck him off
"when Penis Hormy Penis Suck off yes, this a nigga so damn gorny he and his penis and horny ass nigga dick on his throat and sucvk on the black tip hel"
by TheExplosiveCherry November 27, 2019
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buy some weed off me later!

the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past
-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"
by Mitchyyy October 18, 2009
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I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat
robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*
by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 11, 2018
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I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
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Knock her off her feet

To knock someone off their feet is to be so impactful in someone's life, in typically a positive and affectionate way, that they are taken aback by the sudden force of their feelings for the person
In order for Edita to make time for someone they would really need to knock her off her feet!
by Ulo October 6, 2018
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To go crazy, like Leah would on a Contiki Tour
The party was shut down soon after Roger drank all the tequila and broke 3 tables while dancing on them, he was going off like Leah on Contiki!

Wow! That's really going off!
by Irons19 February 18, 2009
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