by Michael LaTour April 20, 2008

a guy who comes along in ur life and takes u out of a really dark place, shows u how to deal with ur mental health ; sadly u start to rely on this person. he meets ur whole family and they all love him and u promise them that he isn’t like the other guys who have mentally abused u or lied and cheated, but then shockingly starts to use u and cannot decide if he likes u or not. cheats on his gf and then won’t stop talking about her to u, which obviously really hurts u because u really like him, then he finally decides that he does like u and decides to ask u to be his girlfriend after 7 long months of back and forth and u date for a month and 2 days and he breaks up with u because he wants to be free and explore everything else, during ur relationship he would comment on this one specific girls posts and u would ask him not to because u didn’t like it but he still did and he would ditch u to go and meet her without telling u which was dodgy, but u weren’t controlling because u knew he was controlled in the past and didn’t wanna be that bitch so u let him but then come to find out that after he has broken up with u he has “developed” feelings for this girl and now u have to do a whole ass musical w him and pretend like u don’t wanna cry ur eyes out every 20 seconds. he has a wondering eye and is always trying to find “better” soooo u j deal w it and pretend like nothing happened cause YOURE A BAD BITCH
by if.u.cant.tell. April 12, 2020

An Irish term used for a toilet. It was originally republican slang for the toilet as if to say they were going to defecate on the old Union Jack. It has become common slang with forgotten roots.
Where's the jacks I need to shite!
Lads stay away from the jacks, I had a rake of pints last night and I've a dose of the shits
Lads stay away from the jacks, I had a rake of pints last night and I've a dose of the shits
by Cornelious Templeton April 14, 2021

The gimp of zyneous
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by Chunkjrjr May 18, 2019

A person who has the biggest cock in the world. Any girl who sees his cock will be instantly stunned.
I am the Jack.
by fuckyourmummy May 20, 2023

by Datboiiiiiiiiiii12345678999999 November 15, 2017
