blue balled stomach

when you either a. talk about food and tease your appetite and it causes severe hunger OR b. when you have a small snack or appetizer that causes the black hole that is your stomach to open into an abyss. Always leads to a big food gorge, and then later a food coma.

"wow I just ate a handful of Cheetos and blue balled my stomach, now I am starving "

*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"

by the original tmb May 7, 2018

Ball bearing jackass

Another term for a motorcycle. Mainly a blue collar and or redneck term, although the two are not synonymous. You will hear this term most often said in regard to a chopper or bobber.

Clint: Hey man, gonna ride the ball bearing jackass to school today?

Ed: Nah, that'd be a death wish today with how slick the roads are.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Balls ass cold

Another way to say it's really cold outside

Damn, it's balls ass cold outside tonight

by Tmennie41 August 20, 2016

speed bag balls

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.

"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"

by blazereid101 August 13, 2016

Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball

hey your girl is such a human yoga ball

by Timperz August 9, 2016

donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

Chronic Dry Balls

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.

I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.

by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017