He may not be tall, but under those pants is a big one. Is absolutely fucking JACKed. Can be a bit annoying sometimes but his "fun time" makes up for it.
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 21, 2022
Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
by mikewheresmahousekey November 22, 2021
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by xthexjessx October 25, 2017
Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.
by Steenmachine December 25, 2021
A female who secretly hangs around with a less attractive female counterpart(s), in order to gain the most male attention.
That hot girl definetely came to the club with that friend so she could stand out more! She’s a Jack Queen.
I’ve never seen Miranda with a friend half as attractive as her. She must be a Jack Queen.
I’ve never seen Miranda with a friend half as attractive as her. She must be a Jack Queen.
by Nicelikeiceguy February 06, 2019
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