National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.

Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!

by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023

NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM

You slam your bf against the wall and punch till he cry’s then you give him a kiss

Hey it’s NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM.

by Diego bafa November 17, 2023

National girlfriend day

November 17th

Today is national girlfriend day. Today is November 17th

by Doc rivers November 17, 2023

National Oodie Day

December 15th is the day of national oodie day. A day where you wear an oodie the whole day!

Me: Omg todays national oodie day
Friend: look I have my burger one on

by anonymous November 18, 2023

national punch your classmates day

YOU GET TO PUNCH YOUR CLASSMATES ON THIS DAY NOVEMBER 21. NO MATTER ITS GENDER. IF YOU HATE YOUR CLASSMATE, PUNCH EM ON THIS DAY

Come here imma punch you since its national punch your classmates day

by MFKER19 November 20, 2023

national caca cheese day

National Caca Cheese Day comes every Wednesday of the week. On this day, you spread the words of love and say "caca cheese!" to someone you love.

Boyfriend: Hey babe.. its Wednesday which means its national caca cheese day.. Caca cheese 💕
Girlfriend: Awww.. Caca cheese u 2 😘😘

by the1n0nlybest November 20, 2023

National Head Day

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.

Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)

by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023