Used to describe a person who has done a fumble so astronomically stupid it shouldn't have even been possible.
by anonymous March 14, 2025
Get the Jack Fumblermug. A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jackmug. by neuropathica October 16, 2016
Get the Jack-o-Lantern Jobmug. A person who doesn’t care about anyone but the popular girls. He’s super cocky and rude to most people. He always lies and thinks it’s funny to make jokes about someone. He could possibly be gay to.
by Ñat¡ March 13, 2018
Get the Jackmug. MASTURBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNN, for guys
i like ''jacking off''
by fapping January 3, 2017
Get the jacking offmug. He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. Hey u swag-jacked me!!
by FIREKRACKER October 28, 2019
Get the Swag-jackedmug.