by idkwhatlifeis December 31, 2016
When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.
by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011
a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with
by Panel to June 13, 2017
by Euuuuuphrates December 06, 2022
John: “Hey man you gotta stop jacking ass with Paul, your gunna get into trouble.”
Chris: “I ain’t jacking ass bro, we’ll be fine.”
Chris: “I ain’t jacking ass bro, we’ll be fine.”
by 6ix9ine’s Cousin April 14, 2018
by 6ix9ine’s Cousin April 14, 2018
When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.
"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"
"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"
"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"
"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
by Amorino delfino July 15, 2018