Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 20, 2017

Black Jack

Jacking off so hard you black out cold.

“Dude I woke up with stains all over me. I must of black jacked last night.”

by BennyBones October 20, 2022

Jack

Jacking

Jack died today

That’s sad, who’s jack?
Jacking off in the bedroom with pictures of you

by Banana_real June 29, 2021

Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates

“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”

by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024

Jack higgs

A vegan who Likes fiilm8ng children without their permission and puts it on the internet without their consent. He also films his girlfriend for only fans. He let's her provide an income so he can film all the children he wants

Jack higgs Luke to film children

by Miss.good.vibes May 11, 2023

jack saylor

A pure-young innocent little boy that typically endures a very small erectile penis.

That boy over that has a damn jack saylor. It's a shame.

by Big Ben sayl September 21, 2017

Jack Mehoff

It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.

He keeps avoiding me and then asks for more help. “Can you stop Jack Mehoffing me right now.”

by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022