plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume

errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI November 22, 2021

Coffee Time

Calling your friend or group to have a cigarette

“Oi Tim, Coffee Time?”

by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020

onion time

when its onion time you will know its onion time.

wow i did not shower yesterday, it must be onion time!

by killherwithtea January 4, 2023

Ryan Time

When someone named Ryan says their own name as they orgasm to impress their girlfriend

Wow Mr. Myrbold said it’s Ryan Time to me last night and it was so hot!

by Outchman November 20, 2023

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.

Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.

by anonymous September 10, 2023

Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.

Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb

by Nanars February 26, 2020

Chrome Time

Having or had too much time with a certain person.

Freind: we’re still with josh?
You: yea , too much chrome time he’s pissing me off

by Fart eater 10480 January 6, 2024