Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.
by Shaytan July 5, 2010

It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021

by Susique October 12, 2015

jack fay is a handsome young man who is really talented, for example jack fay is really good at basketball.
did you know that jack fay is a handsome young man who is really talented, for example jack fay is really good at basketball.
by kanYeWest?! March 3, 2024

1. a fuckboy
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass
"Have you seen Jack Cutler?"
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."
by jackthecutter November 13, 2019

by Chunkjrjr May 18, 2019

The gimp of zyneous
by Jenna Tollseus August 3, 2024
