national pillow on head day

National pillow on head day is a special day every year on February 21st.

National pillow on head day started when Christopher Stephenson the 2nd suffered from a serious case of brain cancer and wanted to bring awareness in order to get donations for his rare disease.

Unfortunately on February 21st 2012 Christopher passed away at the age of 47 he left a wife and 4 children.

His wife, Marcie decided to keep this case of awareness going to raise money for the "Pillow on head Orginazation" which is still trying to find cures till this day.

Edit- please hashtag #pillow_on_head_day and post on all social media websites and together we will find the cure.

R.I.P Chris.

"National pillow on head day" is a wonderful day.

by Itaiiiiii February 21, 2017

Look at the top of his head

When someone gets a very bad hair cut you say this

Oh hell nah man Look at the top of his head

by FelireLmao September 21, 2022

turtle sticking it's head out

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.

"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!

by Uncle Lee May 22, 2016

purple headed poop plow

Purple headed poop plow-- commonly refered to as a penis when used for anal sex.

I'm going to give that girl my purple headed poop plow.

by Pedro Carbejal October 21, 2015

Ruby Red Period Head

A girl who dyes her hair so red that while having sex the sweat from her forehead blends in with her hair dye, causing the sweat to become red and resemble period blood.

Bard: Last night was crazy. My bed looks like someone was murdered on it.

Derek: Seriously?! What happened, bro?!

Bard: I was having sex with my girlfriend. Right before she dyed her hair red. Need I say more?

Derek: Goddamn Ruby Red Period Heads.

by jayissohardcoreheisonfire November 30, 2010

bang (one's) head in circles

v. To bang one's head against the wall (literally or figuratively) while going around in circles dealing with obstinate entities on some endeavor.

I had to go to my boss, then accounting, legal, back to accounting, back to my boss, to operations, legal, and back to my boss again on this project. I've been banging my head in circles all afternoon. <bang (one's) head in circles>

by free range turtle rancher October 1, 2009

purple headed bloom fairy

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

by Will B February 24, 2004