I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars 

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars by Khyzer September 18, 2019

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

what can you do if you get scammed by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy 

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that

Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019

Going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover 

Taking an unnecessarily long route when an easier alternative was available.

Taken from the idea of someone getting lost on the way to Bolsover and driving around nearby Carr Vale nature park for several hours before finding their way.

Often Bolsover is shortened, pronounced 'Bow'ser'

Example: I just took a 'shortcut' that was 20 minutes longer than my usual route'

'Youve been going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover'

Going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover by PotsNPan July 16, 2021

Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself 

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.

" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"

Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself by ManyPepper January 19, 2022

what noncar people just dont get

"what non-car people just don't get they see a car as just 2 and a half tons of metal glass wire and rubber but what car people think that car is a living entity other than the Toyota corolla but that's what non-car people don't get"

a famos qoute by Jeremy Clarkson
this is what noncar people just dont get

what noncar people just dont get by NIHYAH May 18, 2022

man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 

its when you keep doing cravy suuf!!!!!!!!!!!
man get yo jfnerwkgfmnjdkgvmsk

anti amogus: hey man what yo doin 😀
man: amogus sussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
anti amogus: man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
man: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? by OWO Chicken June 26, 2022