cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

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Linus cunt tips

An asshole on discord

“Suck my dick you fucking bitch”

“I will leave”

“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times”

“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “

by Linus cunt tips May 11, 2021

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kick it over cunt

when someone has something you want and you make them give it to you by saying "Kick it over cunt"

Sick cunt Memo was walking down flinders street and ran into a person wearing his favorite designer brand jacket and Memo wanted it, so he said to the person "kick it over cunt" and the person had to give it to him.

by renmem July 12, 2022

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Shitty cunt

The kind of neighbor that you wish would just move TF away so you don't have to plan arson or any other illegal acts. Probably named Kelly, like the "Karen of neighbors" she thinks she is big shit, like the MF mayor or some shit, but no Kelly, you're not the MF mayor, go sit the fuck down and don't look at my side of the street! Keep your eyes in your own yard, you shitty cunt.

Kelly is such a shitty cunt, I hate being her neighbor.

by aylaaK Renee July 17, 2022

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