Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass
Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...
Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...
by aleelee22 June 20, 2015

Ben: Holy shit man, I just went to the toilet and had wicked bourbon butt. I’m gona go easy on the booze for the next few weeks.
Dane: Far out bro! You have serious problems... I have never smelled such a foul odor in my life!!!!
Dane: Far out bro! You have serious problems... I have never smelled such a foul odor in my life!!!!
by Big weapon April 9, 2011

by cheddbutt69 April 7, 2016

The rapid and completely involuntary inward contraction made by one's anal sphincter muscle in response to something abhorrent, unnatural, or just plain repulsive.
Mom left her used tampon in the toilet and forgot to flush, dude! Totally made my butt curl when lifted the lid.
by hotpocketspdx September 15, 2016

The act of smoking cigarettes at an abnormal pace or in an excessive fashion. The term implies that the subject's smoking is no longer a supplement to their primary activity, and has become a prominent characteristic of what they are doing.
We were hanging at the corner of Orchard and Pearl - drinking beers, hauling butts and contributing to cosmic babble.
I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.
I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.
I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.
I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.
by Howboutcha C'mon June 1, 2010

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