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Jon

Someone that typically gets carried in warzone
Man, this random in our team is such a Jon
by Dth562 September 13, 2020
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The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.
Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.
by Bevan July 20, 2008
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Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “
by BigManJon June 3, 2024
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Jon Reid

Jon Reid is the current Rector of Larbert High School and is very famous within the schools community
Jon Reid has handed out many detentions
by FordFocus2007 August 2, 2022
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jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
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Jon

Person 1: hey that guys a weeb
Person 2: yeah a total Jon
by Definitelyethan September 8, 2020
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Jon Eng

Sam is bein a real Jon Eng right now.
by Michael Catron December 26, 2019
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