john farmer

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs
that guy is john farmer.
by quaner January 04, 2022
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Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.
Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me
by Money_bag May 05, 2020
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Mr. Farmer

a teacher who doesn’t know how to control any kids. he also has a dumpy that people point out all the time
“Mr. Farmer is the best teacher, mostly because he has a fatty
by kid u don’t knoe April 30, 2022
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Fudgy Farmer

A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!
“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”
by TheGoldenGoblet August 28, 2023
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unknown farmer

the worst insult possible, you aren’t known even in a small time;
irrelevant
you are an unknown farmer
by shatter69 May 08, 2021
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Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.
"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden
by BadSadhu March 23, 2018
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Lady Farmer

One who cultivates women.

Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.
Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.
by ALDENISSASSY April 08, 2013
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