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Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'
"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"
by popscotch May 9, 2010
mugGet the Cake Stealingmug.

fruuit cake

fruuit cake was made for the 2nd Vietnam war to combat the success of flex cake and cause the patient to be diagnosed with 76.9 years in suspended motion and a brain tumour
fruit cake is back, and now it's called fruuit cake
mugGet the fruuit cakemug.

Life cake

Alternative word for a females butt, highly recommend to be confused with dessert
by Dgklegit March 18, 2017
mugGet the Life cakemug.

Guvnuh cake

Be a good chap and pass me a guvnuh cake I need to calm down.
by ZoneChaos May 5, 2018
mugGet the Guvnuh cakemug.

donkey cakes

Donkey cakes is anotha way of describing a female with a nice,big fat ass!
Hot damn,that girls got some DONKEY CAKES in those Jeans!!!!!
by T-MAN THE REALIST September 27, 2010
mugGet the donkey cakesmug.

Cake Face

A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.
"OMG. Cake Face girl showed up to school without makeup and looks like a zombie."
by AKTaylor January 27, 2015
mugGet the Cake Facemug.

uv cake

A form of vodka that tastes as if you are drinking liquid cake. 30% alcohol content but due to the fact you can drink this shit straight you are more than likely headed for a blackout night.
Regina drank so much uv cake last night she spent the whole night dancing with the wall.
by Rrae December 17, 2013
mugGet the uv cakemug.

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