sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009

Cake Face

A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.

"OMG. Cake Face girl showed up to school without makeup and looks like a zombie."

by AKTaylor January 27, 2015

uv cake

A form of vodka that tastes as if you are drinking liquid cake. 30% alcohol content but due to the fact you can drink this shit straight you are more than likely headed for a blackout night.

Regina drank so much uv cake last night she spent the whole night dancing with the wall.

by Rrae December 17, 2013

Guvnuh cake

British slang for pot brownies.

Be a good chap and pass me a guvnuh cake I need to calm down.

by ZoneChaos May 5, 2018

fruuit cake

fruuit cake was made for the 2nd Vietnam war to combat the success of flex cake and cause the patient to be diagnosed with 76.9 years in suspended motion and a brain tumour

fruit cake is back, and now it's called fruuit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Life cake

Alternative word for a females butt, highly recommend to be confused with dessert

Damn, Sammie has that life cake

by Dgklegit March 18, 2017

cake face

when a girl has too much makeup on

cake face at maddi d

by sharks28 October 26, 2016