Yong Ting

Puberty. Hair. 9gag. Long. Will choke on air if left alone. Learns ballet. 11/10 would f*ck. Pays for HD version of life. Lack of moobs. Cheeky motherf*cker. Player. Secondary sexual characteristics have yet to develop. Likes Moon Moon.

Yong Ting: "Roses are red, Violets are blue"

Karen: "No Yong Ting ffs violets are violet"
yay

by 121/120 oxbridge March 20, 2018

Sexy ting bruv

E.

"Shrek is a sexy ting bruv"

"Innit"

by ImADissapointmentToMyParents14 October 23, 2020

Ting-a-lingin'

Ingesting a low dose of psilocybin mushrooms; also reffers to the effects of doing so.

"You guys ate mushrooms? You're trippin out?"
"Yeah we ate a little bit, we're just ting-a-lingin'."

by Ingbot666 August 29, 2015

Ting-Tong

Someone who is stupid in the head

Will is a ting-tong

by pandatong January 09, 2024

Ting tong

Ken

Hey ting tong

by Qua feng March 22, 2017

Piff Ting

A different way of describing someone fit or goodlooking

that girl was a bit of a Piff Ting

by rbecca January 28, 2019

piff ting

usually a phrase that "roadmen" use to describe ATTRACTIVE girls

person 1: "yoo broo look at that ,,piff ting,, over there"
person 2:"tru dat, shes got a big batty still"

by imBDS December 19, 2019