Dino-shark

A dinosaur which has adapted into being half shark. They can prey on land and in water and are the ultimate killing machine!!!!!!!

Turtle Thomas (you know who you are) - OMG IT'S DINO-SHARK!

by CoatedinBeez August 25, 2011

Tiger Sharking

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.

I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.

by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017

Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.

Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023

shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.

Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.

by milpoolSK March 7, 2017

Silly Shark

A silly shark is when you are soooo funny you get blood thirsty and eat human

A: Babe, you are so silly shark!
*Babe eats person A*

by SharknadoFan53 October 7, 2020

Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017

shark life

Never stopping. Always moving forward, like a shark

6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife

by surewhynotagaintwice October 10, 2020