The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful

The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean

by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020

Silly Shark

A silly shark is when you are soooo funny you get blood thirsty and eat human

A: Babe, you are so silly shark!
*Babe eats person A*

by SharknadoFan53 October 7, 2020

shark life

Never stopping. Always moving forward, like a shark

6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife

by surewhynotagaintwice October 10, 2020

Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head

Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.

by papa_eos August 4, 2012

Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.

"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."

by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013

Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!

Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?

by barnscar1 August 16, 2011

Dino-shark

A dinosaur which has adapted into being half shark. They can prey on land and in water and are the ultimate killing machine!!!!!!!

Turtle Thomas (you know who you are) - OMG IT'S DINO-SHARK!

by CoatedinBeez August 25, 2011