Root Head

Someone that will believe almost anything you tell them. | Someone with a Root like head that sucks up all information even if its completely false.
Joe: i just told my pizza guy he forgot a drink and he believed me! // Liz: Wow score! What a Root Head
by Thonker August 1, 2016
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Brown’s Root oil

It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...
Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee
by Nightmare N8 March 15, 2022
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Lily Root

Lily Root is an amazing and wonderful human being! She can be obnoxious at times, but if there's is a problem with her friends, she'll get pretty serious. She always knows what's best for her and her family (friends included). Lily Root is a fairly shy person around strangers and the public, but around friends, she's an extrovert; no matter who is around her, if she's with her friends, she'll do about anything. Lily can do everything and anything, and everybody knows it.

Her middle school years are rough, but by the time it's 8th grade, she'll have almost all A's. She doesn't like writing against her will, and if she has to write everyday... she'll do everything except for writing, and probably look up photos on Google.

Lily Root loves playing video games, and when she gets home from school, she immediately runs to her computer or console. If she isn't playing video games, she's probably watching YouTube or dancing.

Lily won't do anything that she knows is bad! Though she may accidentally say a few curse words away from home, she will feel very guilty about it.

Lily Root is amazing, and you should become her friend! I mean... if you're into that.
by cantlivewithout April 18, 2019
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Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half
"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."
by potus@us.fucktrump February 14, 2017
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Used in a way of saying it's impossible.
Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!
by Orboot July 30, 2017
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