When someone who's too weak to fight you straight up & fair has to get you when your least expecting it at the worse moment because they can't handle doing the real thing.
1.Hey did you see that girl run up and get her offguard?
2.Yeah that was weak and unfair,I say they should go another round because she had no idea offguard fighting isn't right.
2.Yeah that was weak and unfair,I say they should go another round because she had no idea offguard fighting isn't right.
by Fam what's tha bam August 31, 2016
Get the Offguard fightingmug. The duel of gentlemen. The act of securing your left arm to your partner's left arm, and battling to be the first person to insert your pinky into their anus.
by turkeypuncher March 5, 2015
Get the cheese fightmug. A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.
by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010
Get the Fighting Salmonmug. This is similar to a grape fight in that the players collect a handful of acorns fallen from trees and throw them at each other. There is no scoring, there are no points, there is no winner and no loser. There's only who walks away and who yelps the loudest.
It's similar to the UK game called "conkers" except it's fun.
It's similar to the UK game called "conkers" except it's fun.
Acorn Fight, it's like a grape fight with acorns. you pick them up and throw them at people and the winner is the one who doesn't lose an eye.
by american conkers October 10, 2011
Get the Acorn Fightmug. To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter
by wookerrs September 30, 2011
Get the Branch Fightmug. by Bradford286 February 5, 2008
Get the fighting the wizardmug. This fight occurs when a space is avalible for one person to walk through and therefore you and the other person go back and forth, repeating "after you" "no after you". causing anyone around to wait until someone goes through.
Today, while trying to get in to subway, these two guys kept having a Nice fight. It took me like 20 minutes to get inside.
by GeneralButtsecks November 18, 2010
Get the Nice Fightmug.