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Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice
To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter
by wookerrs September 30, 2011
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Acorn Fight

This is similar to a grape fight in that the players collect a handful of acorns fallen from trees and throw them at each other. There is no scoring, there are no points, there is no winner and no loser. There's only who walks away and who yelps the loudest.

It's similar to the UK game called "conkers" except it's fun.
Acorn Fight, it's like a grape fight with acorns. you pick them up and throw them at people and the winner is the one who doesn't lose an eye.
by american conkers October 10, 2011
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fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)
by Bradford286 February 5, 2008
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Sac Fight

When two males engage in a vicious battle using their balls as lethal weapons to try and injure each other.
Did you steel my cheetos? Uhh no. I challenge you to a sac fight.

Dude I just got knocked out by that guys sac.

I gave him a black eye with my sac.
by Double AyeD July 28, 2010
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Offguard fighting

When someone who's too weak to fight you straight up & fair has to get you when your least expecting it at the worse moment because they can't handle doing the real thing.
1.Hey did you see that girl run up and get her offguard?
2.Yeah that was weak and unfair,I say they should go another round because she had no idea offguard fighting isn't right.
by Fam what's tha bam August 31, 2016
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retarded fight

when two people of relatively low reputation engage in a violent fight to either defend one persons beliefs or climb higher in the social ladder. This fight generally has no sense of technique and no one gives a shit about why they are fighting, its just friggin funny.
frank: hey bro i heard steven and rayner had a fight?

bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight

frank: haha fags
by frankison longbottom June 25, 2010
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Fight Director

The person in a play, film or television show who choreographs the stage combat sequences, making sure they look realistic, but they're safe for the actors or stunt people involved. They may work un-armed, using hand to hand combat, or with weapons.
The fight director made sure that that final punch looked epic.
by Indigo14 May 9, 2011
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